sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day
YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON
If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me
"i can’t figure out this problem"
teacher: use your head
in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”
aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS